Style: Moderate tempo-Power chord Rock groove.

Words & Lyrics by Bruce Yarock
Copyright 1980
Teenage Mutant

Verse 1
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Shave my head up over my ears, got my new tatoos and
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People starin' at me as I'm walkin' down the mall,
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I'm a teenage mutant

Verse 2
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Run a big bolt up through my tongue, Got 6 or 7 rings in my scrotum
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Lookin for a girl who'se punctured and young
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And I hope I meet her on my modem

Chorus

Verse 3
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Got a little group called the spaceship slugs
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And we look like we're just ready for boarding.
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Playing this drum machine for a week and a half
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Pretty soon we're gonna be recording






Chorus 1
(talking)
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I talk so wierd and nasty
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I don't care about my acne
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It don't matter if they laugh at me
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And call me a freaky little monkey

Verse 4
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Dad says God, oh God where did we go wrong
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The kid's about to make me puke and
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The ugly little geek, he took a leap in evolution
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He's a teenage mutant

Chorus 2
(talking)
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Talks so wierd and sassy
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My girlfriend looks sort of like Lassie
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My jeans are too tight, my chromosomes aren't right
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But you know it doesn't even phase me

(Chorus - Counterpoint)